I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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