Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
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My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
You are a genius and a whore.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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