apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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