Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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