hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
you made out with another girl for some wings
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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