I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
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I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
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