So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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