it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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