Kiss
Puke
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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