I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
My boob is missing a layer of skin
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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