You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
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Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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