I can't breathe out the right side of my face
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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