im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize