I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
How's work?
Spinning.
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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