Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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