Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
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Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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