some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
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Life without a bra equals bliss.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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