Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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