i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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