There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I will die if light touches me.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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