I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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