how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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