We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
His nipple licking is glorious
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