Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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