Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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