I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
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The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
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