thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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