We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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