Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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