you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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