is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Randomize
