It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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