I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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