chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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