I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
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This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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