sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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