I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
