I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
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Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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