awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Too much gin, very little bucket
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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