Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
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