My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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