I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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