I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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