Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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