4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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