i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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