I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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