Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I skipped work to stalk him.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
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Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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