scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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