Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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