Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Randomize
