Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
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We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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