Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
So many bounce houses so little time
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may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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