worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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