Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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