fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
be right there i have to get my cape
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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