just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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