her vagine was all disorganized.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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