But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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