If that was your dad, he is hot
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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