Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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